After seeing these pictures of her in a bikini, I’m now 100% positive that Megan Fox got breast implants. (Moe Jackson)

Jackass’ Ryan Dunn is killed in a horrific car crash last night. (Celeb Slam)

Kristie Alley claims she has the same size waist as Megan Fox, but she probably didn’t know you’re supposed to measure front and back. (The Blemish)

Vanessa Minnilo throws herself a bacherlorette party with lots of topless pillow fight action! At least in the version in my head, anyway. (Hollywood Rag)

Alison Brie lovers, rejoice. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Meet Hef’s third blond replacement whore, Anna Sophia Berglund. (Amy Grindhouse)

The Much Music Video Awards were last night, and I’d never heard of them, either! (popbytes)

51-year old “Green Mile” actor marries a 16-year old beauty pageant winner. Somewhere Hugh Hefner is nodding approvingly. Or maybe that’s just the Parkinson’s. (Celebitchy)

It’s official — Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder are a couple! And no, I haven’t the foggiest who that is. (Anything Hollywood)

Steven Spielberg demanded Megan Fox be fired, which would explain the direction her career’s taken lately. (Gone Hollywood)

Irina Shayk bikini photos, to make your Monday bearable. (G Celeb)

The 2011 Daytime Emmy Awards: complete winners’ list and photos. (Bitten & Bound)

This mystery A-list celebrity has to shell out $5 million after allegedly giving a Las Vegas visitor herpes. I would have guessed Paris Hilton, but no way she’s an A-lister. (ONTD)

“Go the Fuck to Sleep” as narrated by Samuel L. Jackson. (Caveman Circus)

It’s nice to see Brad Pitt looking vaguely hot again. (INF Daily)

Ryan Murphy claims he’s gonna fire the entire cast of “Glee” next season — except for Jane Lynch. (Pop on the Pop)

Your first look at Britney Spears’ crappy new video for “I Wanna Go.” (Pop Crunch)