Shannon Twins Move Back into the Playboy Mansion
Tags: crystal harris, Hugh Hefner, Karissa Shannon, kristina shannon, Playboy, playboy mansion, Shannon Twins
Saturday was supposed to be the day that Hugh Hefner married his most recent blond replacement whore Crystal Harris, but her last-minute change of pocketbooks heart left Hef wife-less and alone. Except for the two new blond replacement whores that moved in less than 24 hours after what would have been his wedding day. The Daily Mail says:
Days after being ditched, the 85-year-old welcomed former girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon back into the Playboy mansion.
Pulling up in a luxury white Mercedes, the twins confirmed the move. And in their tiny hotpants they looked sure to cheer up their former ‘boyfriend’.
Karissa even dumped her boyfriend, Smallville actor Sam Jones, in order to comfort Hefner.
So if one overly-tanned gold-digging skeeze was your problem, then two overly-tanned gold-digging skeezes must be the solution. I see. One of those “hair of the dog that bit ya” kinda things, maybe, or perhaps just a sure-fire sign of senile dementia.
Ex-replacement whore Crystal Harris in Vegas over the weekend:
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
They must be like Febreze Noticeables. Once olfactory fatigue makes you stop smelling one of them, the other twin replaces her with a different stench.
Jun 20th, 2011
huh?
Fucking nasty, please kill yourself skanks, the World could do with less of fishy smelling nasty lame whores.
Jun 24th, 2011
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