Elisabetta Canalis and George Clooney Split

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Eternal bachelor George Clooney and his Italian model girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis have gone their separate ways after nearly two years together. Maybe he no like-a the juice, eh? According to Us Magazine:

“We are not together anymore,” [Clooney and Canalis said] in a joint statement. “It’s very difficult and very personal and we hope everyone can respect our privacy.”

Clooney [recently said] that he wouldn’t wed again — not Canalis or anyone, for that matter — [but] Canalis seemed less averse to walking down the aisle.

“I am a firm believer in marriage,” she told Chi. “In the future I will be married, but for the time being I am happy as I am,” she says. “I don’t need anything to confirm how happy I am.”

I’ll tell you why Clooney dumped her. Clooney dumped her because everybody knows models have a maximum shelf life of two years from the date of purchase. It’s just like with a carton of milk. Any longer than that and they both start to sour and turn into cottage cheese.

At amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS Gala last month:

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