Lindsay Won’t Be Going Back to Jail. Imagine That.
Tags: alcohol, court, jail, Lindsay Lohan, probation violation
Lindsay Lohan managed yet again to dodge jail time today, this time skating by on a legal technicality. TMZ says:
Lindsay Lohan will not go to jail because Judge Stephanie Sautner ruled the prior judge — Elden Fox — only required controlled substances testing from January 3 – February 25, 2011. In other words, Judge Fox did not order alcohol testing.
Judge Sautner said Lindsay is now restricted for the remainder of her house arrest to one friend at a time at her Venice loft, in addition to family members.
[Although] the judge said NO PARTIES at Lindsay’s crib, the Probation Dept. cannot test Lindsay for drugs or alcohol, because there’s no court order allowing it. So Lindsay is free to drink all she wants, as long as she’s not driving after she drinks.
If the Los Angeles penal system were any more ineffectual and weak, they’d be a Dex-based character in Dungeons & Dragons. That is, totally useless you first load up Strength, which means you won’t utilize piercing damage bonuses or dodge capabilities, which by default makes you just a meleer with a piercing damage focused mastery and not a true Dex-based character at all. Sorry, but those are just the cold hard facts.
Arriving at court today:
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
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Anony
Don’t worry–she’ll fuck it up somehow.
Jun 23rd, 2011
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