Charlie Sheen is Single Again
Tags: Charlie Sheen, goddess, natalie kenly, premiere, red carpet, Rosie Huntington Whiteley, single, transformers 3
This may shock and confound you, but it seems the last of Charlie Sheen’s porn star “goddesses” has left the Sober Valley Lodge in search of greener, less-fisted pastures. TMZ says:
Natalie Kenly moved out last week — but hell hath no fury like a Warlock scorned … because we’re told the actor DEMANDED she return the Mercedes he bought her.
According to sources close to the actor, Charlie brushed off the break-up, claiming it’s “not a common thing for the Masheen!”
We’re told Charlie’s penis celebrated the split by declaring war on the entire world, conquering three women from three different countries — Mexico, Australia, and Colombia — the very night Kenly walked out.
Charlie Sheen looks like a fucking corpse and the best that could be said about his live-in whores is that they still have most of their teeth, so instead we’re gonna look at Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at the premiere of Transformers 3. Consider it an act of mercy.
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
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anony
Sorry, but I don’t get all the fuss about this chick.
All I can say is that Michael Bay probably cast her when he realized he could bang her.
Jun 27th, 2011
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