Anna Faris ditches her long blonde hair for a short brunette pixie crop. And is it ever a mistake. (Anything Hollywood)

Pamela Anderson sued for $22.5 million, presumably by anybody stupid enough to see “Barb Wire.” (Gone Hollywood)

Heidi Klum goes topless for Glamour magazine. (Hollywood Rag)

Michele Bachman will not be ignored, not even if she still doesn’t know the difference between John Wayne and John Wayne Gacy. (Jezebel)

Hermione’s Harry Potter spin-off movie announced! I like “Muff ‘n Puff,” but so far no title has been released. (Celeb Jihad)

Brit Abbey Clancy looking dangerously attractive in the July issue of Esquire. (Holy Moly!)

Emily Blunt is still in shwingtastic shape. And yes, people still say “shwingtastic.” People who peaked in the 90′s, that is. (Popoholic)

Mariska Hartigay and Christopher Meloni have officially been replaced on Law & Order: SVU, and the chick taking her place is pretty sexy. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Jennifer Aniston and her promise ring do The Daily Show. (Celeb Smack)

Kim Kardashian goes wedding dress shopping in a full-body leopard-print jump suit. So understated elegance is out, then. (popbytes)

Frederica Nargi’s amazing bikini body almost rivals mine. (The Grumpiest)

Jennifer Love Hewitt looks like she’s finally dropped a couple of pounds off those bovine hips. (Evil Beet)

Charlie Sheen has a new Lionsgate TV show in the works, but TBS isn’t interested. At all. (Bitten & Bound)

“Ugly Betty’s” America Ferrera married Ryan Piers in a lovely outdoor ceremony flanked by dozens of blah blah blah blah blah…. (Amy Grindhouse)

The girls of The Saturdays help keep your Tuesday delicious. (Moe Jackson)

Olivia Wilde’s sexy dominatrix photo shoot has plenty of leather and vinyl for the submissive in you. (Use My Computer)

Minka Kelly’s 50 Sexiest Photos! The hard part was narrowing it down to just 50. (COED Magazine)

Quite possibly the most awesome comeback in UFC history. (Caveman Circus)