“Thirty Rock” star Tracy Morgan took to the stage at Times Square comedy club Carolines this week in his first stand-up routine since he went on a poorly-received homophobic rant earlier this month. He was careful not to offend the gays this time, instead focusing his rapist’s wit on the oft-overlooked retard demographic. The NY Times says:

Resuming his routine, Mr. Morgan warned his audience, “Don’t ever mess with women who have retarded kids.” As groans and cries of “Uh-oh” were heard, he continued, “Them young retarded males is strong. They’re strong like chimps.”

Finally, he concluded with a bit about his alleged teenage romance with a girl he described as “a cripple” with a prosthetic arm, a mechanical larynx and a portable dialysis machine.

Ask any seventh grade bully on the back of a bus — it’s always better to go after the retards. Half the time, retards don’t even know you’re making fun of them, and the ones that are savvy enough to realize you’re mocking them usually have a hard time articulating their disapproval, on account of the retarded-ness and all. It’s best to pick battles you know you’re gonna win. Paricularly if you’re not funny or talented in the least.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at another Transformers 3 premiere, because Tracy Morgan looks like a retarded chimp himself:

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