Reese Witherspoon Got a Stomach Tattoo

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A gust of wind lifted Reese Witherspoon’s shirt and revealed what appeared to be a huge belly tattoo as she walked along the beach with her children and new husband over the weekend (slightly better version of it here). According to Google Trends, this is something you all care DEEPLY about. It’s not my fault you don’t have a life. The Daily Mail says:

She’s known as a prim and proper Southern belle, but it seems America’s sweetheart Reese Witherspoon has been hiding a rebellious side.

Reese had a small blue star tattoo on the left side of her pelvis for a number of years and it appears as if the new design is covering up her old inking.

However, she appears reluctant to show off her new etching – which looks to be two birds joined together – and kept her torso largely hidden during the beach getaway.

I thought you had to be Latina to get a belly tattoo. Just like you have to be Mexican to get a portrait of Jesus and black to get an eight-ball. Honestly, there are rules, people. You start getting tattoos all willy-nilly like this and I’ll never be able to racially stereotype with any accuracy again.

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

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  1. anony

    What class!
    What’s next–a neck tattoo?

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