Did Rumer Willis get breast implants? And a melanin reduction on top of that? (INF Daily)

Speaking of melanin reduction: Anne Hathaway as the White Witch for Valentino. (The Blemish)

Ever wondered what it would be like to be LeAnn Rimes’ crotch from a 45-degree angle? Wonder no more, my friends! That’s the magic of the internet! (Celeb Slam)

Rupert Murdoch announces that he’s shutting down publication of News of the World, the UK’s trashiest tabloid! People get so pissed when you hack into a dead girl’s phone. (Holy Moly!)

Emma Watson’s hairdo is evolving into something even uglier than it was before, egg-shaped and cone-like, reminiscent of a medieval battle helmet. (Hollywood Rag)

Victoria’s Secret’s newest T&A Jessica Stam in a see-through dress at Mercedes Benz Fashion Week. (Moe Jackson)

Casey Anthony sentenced to four years for lying to police but given credit for the three she already served, which should mean one more year of jail, but somehow she gets out next Wednesday. It’s the Lindsay Lohan approach to justice. (Pop Crunch)

Lady Gaga is suffering from lupus. And drug addiction. And depression, and bulimia, and chronic halitosis… (Allie is Wired)

Zac Efron’s mommy gives him condoms for Christmas. My mom only gives me socks and cigarettes. (Gone Hollywood)

Snooki finally found someone capable of supporting her weight AND her crushing lack of self-esteem. Hint: he’s green and he’s leafy, but he’s not the Jolly Green Giant! (Anything Hollywood)

The Top Ten Nude Sunbathing Scenes from Summer Movies to give you — wait for it — a Copperbone. God help us all. (Mr. Skin)

An entire compilation dedicated to Christina Hendricks’ enormous rack. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Rachel Bilson has a bikini party, and you’re invited! (Celeb Jihad)

Weston Cage is about to be a single father to an undead child named Breyton. Or something like that. (Evil Beet)

Look, Evan Rachel Wood isn’t goth anymore — she’s a rocker! How non-conformist… in a conformist sorta way. (Celebitchy)

Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake in Elle, because apparently Elle’s staff has been replaced by the editors of Teen Beat. (Amy Grindhouse)