Audrina Patridge in a Bikini for British FHM

Jul 11, 20112

Audrina Patridge dons a variety of swimming suits you could never actually go swimming in for the August issue of FHM UK, and since it’s a summer issue, they stick with seasonally appropriate wanking fare. There’s the requisite “girl sucking on lollipop… in a bikini!” and the ever-popular “girl licking an ice cream cone… in a bikini!,” and don’t let’s forget “girl fellating a coke bottle with a straw… in a bikini!” Hope you like masturbating to cliches and banality.

Anony

“Audrina Patridge Displaying Her One Talent for British FHM!”

Jul 12th, 2011
FrankieT

It screams volumes that FHM didn’t shoot Audrina in one bikini! Audrina is flat as a board in 2011! Look at her last FHM cover in the red bikini and then the new FHM. Ouch! Her signature lady lumps have been removed and what’s left hangs down closer to her navel than her chest! She WAS the bikini goddess in 2010. Adorable, ample, cleavage on her slender toned body, really unique for Hollywood. Not any more. Now she’s an ordinary, flat, droopy, shapeless, waif with good hair. Saw her in Atlantic City on the 9th she shockingly had absolutely no shape at all.

Jul 12th, 2011