Quickies: Token of Faith

You know how I love high-brow humor: Seven of the Funniest Fart Scenes in Movies. (COED Magazine) Everything you wanted to know about the new Harry Potter movie. And then some. (Pajiba) Kelly Brook in a bikini never disappoints. (Moe Jackson) Jay Cutler suns his poor baby MCL next to girlfriend Kristin Cavallari in a …

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Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo Got Married

Jessica Simpson’s ex-husband Nick Lachey and former MTV something-or-other Vanessa Minnillo were married today, and surprise, surprise — Nick’s already found a way to make a reality show out of it. Because it worked out so well the first time, you see. Us Magazine says: Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo said “I do,” on Friday… …

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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Are Getting Divorced

After seven years of marriage, Jennifer Lopez and her C.H.U.D. of a husband Marc Anthony are getting divorced. People Magazine says: “We have decided to end our marriage,” they [say] in a joint statement. “This was a very difficult decision. We have come to an amicable conclusion on all matters.” “It is a painful time …

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Helen Mirren Naked for Esquire. Sort of.

65-year-old actress Helen Mirren stripped down to her birthday suit with naught but the Union Jack to protect her modesty in a shoot for next month’s Esquire magazine. Why on earth would Esquire do such a thing? Because according to a recent poll conducted by the magazine itself, their readers find her sexier than Megan …

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