Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Are Getting Divorced

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After seven years of marriage, Jennifer Lopez and her C.H.U.D. of a husband Marc Anthony are getting divorced. People Magazine says:

“We have decided to end our marriage,” they [say] in a joint statement. “This was a very difficult decision. We have come to an amicable conclusion on all matters.”

“It is a painful time for all involved,” the statement continues, “and we appreciate the respect of our privacy at this time.”

Maybe it wasn’t so much a divorce as it was JLo finally presenting him with clothes. That’s the only a way a house elf like Marc can be freed.

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