Jul 18, 20111

Whitney Port Bikini Pictures

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I was thinking to myself as I uploaded these pics, “I couldn’t pick Whitney Port out of a lineup if you paid me.” And then I remembered “Wait, they do pay me.” My bust. Maybe if she would try harder to be attractive or interesting or talented. Then I’d remember who she was. A bikini is as a good start as any, but she’s still gonna have to meet me halfway here.

On the beach in Miami on Saturday:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

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  1. anony

    For the thousandth time–who the fuck is Whitney Port?!?!?

    Jul 18th, 2011

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