If you have long black hair, brown eyes and a huge ass, then you should know you owe Kim Kardashian royalties for unauthorized use of her image, and she will sue you just like she’s suing Old Navy. It seems the retail giant was impertinent enough to use ethnic-looking model in their television commercials (see photo above) without her express written consent. TMZ says:

Kim is filing a lawsuit against [Old Navy] — claiming they intentionally used a look-alike in an effort to dupe the public into thinking Kim was affiliated with [the brand].

Kim is especially furious that Old Navy has been tweeting to her page about the look-alike — in an effort to gain even more publicity.

One of those tweets read, “@CBSNEWS reports that Old Navy’s Super CUTE star looks like @kimkardashian. #LOL. What do you think?”

We’re told Kim believes the copycat campaign has damaged her wallet somewhere in the range of $15 to $20 million.

Perhaps Kim has never been to the Philippines. Or South America. Or the Middle East, or India, or Central America, or Mexico, where 98% of the population is short and swarthy with long black hair and brown eyes. Why not just sue entire third world while you’re at it? I’m sure it’d be more cost-effective, you self-important cunt.

Old Navy model in question Melissa Molinaro, who is superior to Kim Kardashian in every sense of the word imaginable: