You probably already saw this coming, but adverts for the season premiere of L.A. Ink show Kat von D getting a hideous Jesse James tattoo permanently etched on her body, because their love is obviously forever. Or at least until July 26th. According to Radar Online:

“I’m getting his face tattooed on me and I have no idea how he’s going to react,” Kat says in the clip [from the season premiere].

When Jesse arrives at her tattoo shop, Kat tells him she’s nervous about giving him his “surprise.”

He seems happy with her new ink – saying “you’re crazy,” but ultimately telling Kat “yeah” he loves it, and “I love you.”

Perhaps foreshadowing the future, Kat says she was scared about Jesse’s reaction. “I thought you were going to tell me you were breaking up with me.”

As any prison inmate will tell you, the Portrait Tattoo stage is the most profound of all the stages of love, so it seemed unfathomable that this thrice-divorced serial womanizer could be fucking another woman. Yet he was. Radar Online says:

Jesse and Kat had a verbal argument outside of her Los Angeles, Calif. home Monday afternoon about another woman before Kat finally told him to leave.

“They were outside and I could hear them fighting. Kat kept throwing some woman’s name out and arguing,” [a] source [said].

“Jesse finally said, ‘Fine, fuck you!’ and sped away on his motorcycle. Kat sat in her Bentley with her head on the steering wheel for about three minutes before finally driving away.”

I don’t know if it’s just the bong hits talking, but watch that video again and tell me it doesn’t sound like someone dubbed the show from Japanese and messed up their voices. Like they gave Jesse the voice of Garth from Wayne’s World and Kat the voice of Vera de Milo. Except that’s how they actually talk in real life. I know, right? It blew my mind, too!