If “Use Somebody” and “Sex on Fire’s” constant radio play hadn’t already made you hate Kings of Leon, this ought to do the trick: frontman Caleb Followill walked out of their performance in Dallas this weekend because he was “too hot.” Sorta like the time he walked out on a concert in St. Louis because there were too many bird poopies, but way pussier. TMZ says:

The Kings of Leon concert in Dallas, TX ended early last night after lead singer Caleb Followill left the stage… and never returned.

Caleb complained of the heat and said he was going backstage to vomit and drink a beer. But when it became clear he wasn’t coming back, two of the other band members took to the mic and apologized for the fact Caleb couldn’t finish the show.

But they did throw him under the bus before leaving, saying, “Hate Caleb, not us.”

I fucking hate the Kings of Leon. I hated their Strokes meets Creedence Clearwater Revival hipster cowboy schtick even before they started sucking musical dick, and I hate them even more now that they have enough name recognition for their own faggoty-ass clothing line. Caleb Followill might not be able to see past his own dick, but the rest of us already know that his biggest hits are really just the two best songs 3 Doors Down never wrote. You suck, Kings of Leon!

UPDATE: And now they’re canceling their entire U.S. tour.

Caleb and his hipster beard and his newsboy cap with his model girlfriend in Copehagen:

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