Katy Perry adjusting her boobs: the scintillating video. (Celeb Jihad)

WTF — Howell Mandel has an office at porn giant Vivid. I thought the guy was a germophobe. I guess he hasn’t seen “Dirt Pipe Milkshake.” (Evil Beet)

Jason Bateman tells Jon Stewart that his new movie “Change-Up” is a complete piece of shit. At least he’s honest. (popbytes)

Attention Annalynne McCord: never EVER wear a trucker hat on the red carpet. Who are you, Britney Spears? (Moe Jackson)

The Top Ten Celebrity Badonkadonk Butts. Thumbs up for redundancy! (Mr. Skin)

Cha-Cha from Grease sashayed into that golden dance floor in the sky. (Gone Hollywood)

Maria Ozawa and a goat are all you need to make your weekend fun. (Caveman Circus)

The Playboy Club is NBC’s three-years-too-late answer to “Mad Men,” and now they’re trying to market it as female empowerment. (Jezebel)

Mariah Carey posts a pic of her post-baby bod on the beach. (Amy Grindhouse)

Laura Whitmore in FHM. Not knowing who she is isn’t reason enough not to click. (G Celeb)

Neil Patrick Harris shirtless with the twins. And I’m not talking about his balls. (Socialite Life)

Danna Garcia makeup fail with a capital F. (Hollywood Rag)

Ryan Reynolds dumps Charlize Theron… because she wants a family. Selfish bitch. (Celebitchy)

Kelly Osbourne called Christina Aguilera a fat bitch. That’s the pot calling the kettle fat if I’ve ever heard it. (Celeb Slam)

Alan Cumming redeeming part of the otherwise crappy Smurf movie. (Pajiba)