Aug 5, 20119

For The Love, Will Someone Help This Girl?

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Jennifer Love Hewitt seriously needs someone to sit her down and explain body types to her and what’s flattering and what NOT to wear. Example: If you’re pear/hourglass shaped, it’s not a good idea to wear a big tent for a dress. The only women who can get away with it are 6′ tall and shaped like sticks. Otherwise you look like you’re wearing one of Nana’s cast-off muumuus that got caught in the door at the bingo hall and ripped, and you thought you could make the tent-dress with an asymmetrical hem-thing work. Here’s a hint: YOU CAN’T.

The big top came to town:

9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Chickenhead

    Seriously, shut the fuck up about JLH. She looks fucking FINE. My god, a real woman with a real woman’s figure…stop the presses, let’s all call her fat. You stupid fucking americans think anything with a normal body weight is “fat”….of course the American ideal is rail-thin with a 10-year-old boy body and triple-G sized fake breasts. And you wonder why the terrorists have won? Morons.

    Aug 5th, 2011

  2. sonya

    Please point out where I called her fat. You might want to brush up on your reading comprehension skills before you start frothing at the mouth again.

    Aug 6th, 2011

  3. Internette

    Does this girl not own a full length mirror?

    Aug 6th, 2011

  4. Blah

    She looks alright to me :)

    Aug 6th, 2011

  5. Anony

    Yeah, terrorists and JLH. I see the connection. They want her to get a stylist as well.

    As for JLH, she’s only going to get older and wider.

    Aug 6th, 2011

  6. XYZ

    Only idiots think that JLH is fat. She’s a normally looking woman. Go check ur heads and eyes, dumbasses!

    Aug 7th, 2011

  7. Tarzan

    looks strange but alright..

    Aug 8th, 2011

  8. cowbulls

    JLH has a great body and those curves are real and trust me; real breasts are way better than silicon. My guess is she would be the best or ultimate sexual partner for the next few years. I’m not sure what sexual experience could be better than to take her in two places (it is well know that she will do both) from behind while mauling those luscious big breasts.
    Alas, I do agree that she is predestined to get fat because that’s in her genes.

    Aug 10th, 2011

  9. cc

    She looks comfortable to me.

    Aug 25th, 2011

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