Regular old teenagers are bad enough, but there’s nothing worse than a celebrity teenager. I hate celebrity teenagers with the fiery intensity of a thousands sun. The self-important twatterdom that comes with adolescence is so much worse once it’s been imbued with a sense of entitlement. Also, their music totally sucks. As do their award shows. The Daily Mail says:

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez put rumors of a split to bed last night as they shared a kiss inside the Teen Choice Awards ceremony in Los Angeles.

Selena, 19, won trophies for TV actress, female hottie and music group with her band The Scene.

[Justin] picked up four surfboard-shaped trophies as choice male music artist, male hottie, twit and TV villain for his ‘CSI’ guest starring role.

Teen’s choice for favorite movie was “Fast Five” and their favorite romantic comedy was Ashton Kutcher’s “No Strings Attached.” “Gossip Girl” and “The Vampire Diaries” are their favorite TV shows. It reads exactly like a page from the channel guide in the seventh circle of hell.

Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato, Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black and Avril Lavigne here; complete list of winners after the jump:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

Ultimate Choice Award: Taylor Swift

Red Carpet Fashion Icon Female: Taylor Swift

Music Breakup Song: Back to December Taylor Swift

Music Female Country Artist: Taylor Swift

Music Country Single: Mean Taylor Swift

Music Female Artist: Taylor Swift

Movie Action: Fast Five

Movie Actor Action — Johnny Depp, The Tourist

Movie Actress Action — Angelina Jolie, The Tourist

Movie Sci-Fi/Fantasy: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

Movie Villain: Tom Felton, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

Movie Liplock — Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

Summer Movie: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

Summer Movie Star Male: Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

Summer Movie Star Female: Emma Watson, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

Movie Actor Sci-Fi/Fantasy: Taylor Lautner, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Movie Male Scene Stealer: Kellan Lutz, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Movie Female Scene Stealer: Ashley Greene, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Movie Actor Drama: Robert Pattinson, Water for Elephants

Movie Actor Romantic Comedy: Ashton Kutcher, No Strings Attached

Movie Actress Romantic Comedy: Emma Stone, Easy A

Comedian: Ellen DeGeneres

Vampire: Robert Pattinson

Movie Actress Comedy — Cameron Diaz, Bad Teacher

Movie Hissy Fit: Ed Helms, The Hangover Part II

TV Show Drama: Gossip Girl

TV Actress Drama: Blake Lively, Gossip Girl

TV Show Fantasy/Sci-Fi: The Vampire Diaries

TV Actor Fantasy/Sci-Fi: Ian Somerhalder, The Vampire Diaries

TV Actress Fantasy/Sci-Fi: Nina Dobrev, The Vampire Diaries

Choice TV Male Scene Stealer: Michael Trevino, The Vampire Diaries

TV Female Scene Stealer: Katerina Graham, The Vampire Diaries

TV Reality Show: Jersey Shore

TV Male Reality/Variety Star: Paul “Pauly D” Del Vecchio, Jersey Shore

TV Show Comedy: Glee

TV Actor Comedy: Cory Monteith, Glee

TV Breakout Star: Darren Criss, Glee

Summer Music Star Male: Bruno Mars

Summer Music Star Female: Katy Perry

Summer Song: Skyscraper, Demi Lovato

Music Male Artist: Justin Bieber

Twit: Justin Bieber

TV Villain: Justin Bieber, CSI

Male Hottie: Justin Bieber

Female Hottie: Selena Gomez

TV Actress Comedy: Selena Gomez, Wizards of Waverly Place

Music Group: Selena Gomez and The Scene

Music Single: Who Says, Selena Gomez and The Scene

Music Love Song: Love You Like a Love Song, Selena Gomez

Web Star: Rebecca Black