Taylor Momsen has officially quit acting to pursue her “music career.” But who will fill the void of snotty oversexualized teens on various WB dramas? (The Blemish)

Miley Cyrus goes for wholesome, which might have worked if she wasn’t wearing a minidress. (Hollywood Tuna)

Carmen Electra is the hostess with the mostest. The mostest boobs, anyway. (Hollywood Rag)

Taylor Swift’s Marilyn Monroe-style upskirt thwarted by the enormous bloomers she was wearing underneath. (Anything Hollywood)

Lady Gaga releases her “You and I” video two days early. (Gone Hollywood)

Hilary Swank poolside in a little black bikini. (The Grumpiest)

Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian, reunited. (Socialite Life)

Watch out, or Rick Perry will block your ass on Twitter. (Jezebel)

Courtney Stodden goes to sleep in a bikini, cooks in a bikini, and wakes up in a bikini. And occasionally light-up bunny ears. Seriously. (Amy Grindhouse)

Rhian Sugden loaded in Loaded. Get it? It’s a play on words! God, how is it not Friday yet? (G Celeb)

Angelina Jolie has taken to wearing an old tarp as a dress. Bet it’s great when you’re raking leaves. (Bitten & Bound)

The first photos of a pregnant Hilary Duff! I honestly could not think of anything I care less about. (Evil Beet)

In a desperate bid to find a man, Jennifer Aniston exposes a tit. And it’s one hell of a photoshop job, if I do say so myself. (Celeb Jihad)

Rose McGowan is all the proof you need that plastic surgery is really more of a trial-and-error kinda production. (Moe Jackson)

University of Alabama sorority raps and sings a Rebecca Black song worse than Rebecca Black. Watching this is more painful than having an ingrown ball-sack hair. (Bro Bible)

Courtney Paige will make your Tuesday hangover a little bit better. (Caveman Circus)

Official pics of Leo DiCaprio as J. Edgar Hoover. (Celebs)