Taylor Momsen Doesn’t Have Time to Shower
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Turns out that Taylor Momsen IS just as greasy and nasty as she looks. And it’s not an act, either, because she quit acting, remember? The Daily Mail says:
The 18-year-old Gossip Girl star and singer recently revealed in an interview with Elle magazine that sometimes she doesn’t wash.
When asked what sort of beauty products she takes with her on tour, she said: ‘I tend not to bring a lot — [just] a lot of black eyeshadow. A lot of the time you don’t have time to shower.
Even truck stop hookers have the decency to hit the Mapco sink and a couple of baby wipes between johns. Why? I’m gonna give you one word — “seepage.” Process that for a minute. And now imagine that seepage has been encased in vinyl hot pants and fishnets and broiling in crotch sweat every night for a week straight. Having sex with her would be like dipping your dick in a damn car battery.
Performing with her band The Pretty Reckless last month:
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
David H
That’s just gross, I guess that if somebody wants to date Taylor is love he better loves rotten tuna xD
Aug 18th, 2011
Akbar Goldstein
I’d still hump her….repeatedly.
Aug 18th, 2011
Blah
She always struck me as the type who would reek.
Aug 19th, 2011
Hawk
Enjoy you’re trip to oblivion stinky.
Aug 19th, 2011
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