In case you were trapped in a well for the last three days, Kim Kardashian married New Jersey Nets star Kris Humphries in a ten million dollar ceremony that didn’t cost her a fucking dime on Saturday. E! is of course milking it for all it’s worth with a two-part special entitled “Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event” set to air in early October. People Magazine says:

The couple, who became engaged in May after dating for six months, wed at a private estate in front of 440 guests.

Kardashian donned an ivory custom-designed Vera Wang gown with full tulle skirt, basque waist and hand-pieced Chantilly lace appliqué on the bodice and train.

For later in the evening, Kim planned two more changes, both Vera Wang ivory dresses.

The first was a Georgette mermaid gown with hand-pieced Chantilly lace appliqué and hand-cut organza petals intermixed with Chantilly lace motifs and organza sprig embroidery.

The other Vera Wang dress was a bias-cut crepe back satin gown with V-neck and circle skirt.

The dress pictured above isn’t one of the three dresses she wore Saturday night — it was Madame Tussaud’s attempt at milking the event by putting her wax statue in a wedding gown. As if the real Kim Kardashian could ever get away with wearing white on her wedding day or look that natural under fluorescent lights.