Kimberly Stewart Gives Birth to Benicio del Toro’s Baby
Tags: amica magazine, baby, benecio del toro, kimberly stewart, Megan Fox, pregnant
Actress and model (no, seriously) Kimberly Stewart gave birth to Benecio del Toro’s bastard child on Sunday. Page Six says:
Kimberly Stewart delivered her as-yet-unnamed daughter on the day of her 32nd birthday. The child weighed in at eight pounds nine ounces and was measured at 22 inches.
Her father and mother, Rod Stewart and first wife Alana Collins were present at the hospital, along with his current wife Penny Lancaster-Stewart.
Though first-time parents Kimberly Stewart and del Toro, 44, are not a couple, a rep for the star said he was “very supportive” [and] “looking forward to the arrival of the baby.”
At best, that kid’s gonna look like the Disney version of Quasimodo; at worst, like a baggy-eyed armadillo with dropsy. Back in olden times, they would have just sent it floating in a basket down a river and let natural selection work its magic.
Megan Fox in Amica magazine, because (see header image for details):
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
anony
“[V]ery supportive” [and] “looking forward to the arrival of the baby” means he’s fucking furious that he didn’t just call a hooker that night.
Aug 22nd, 2011
sonya
Also means “I’ll send you some cash in an envelope if you don’t fucking ask me to watch the bastard”.
Aug 22nd, 2011
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