Zoe Saldana shows off her California style. (G Celeb)

The Food Network’s Sandra Lee swearing and groping herself: the video. (ONTD)

Reese Witherspoon gets in touch with her Aryan roots. Sieg heil! (Celeb Slam)

What Walt Disney is really teaching your kids. (Caveman Circus)

Meet the pretty young assistant who’s supposedly polishing Brad Pitt’s knob while getting Angelina Jolie’s panties in a twist. (The Blemish)

Jennifer Lopez’ thighs have never looked more elephantine. I’m sure they’ll edit that right out of the movie. (Hollywood Rag)

Joel McHale admits that he’s not allowed to mention Kim Kardashian’s sex tape on “The Soup.” (Celebitchy)

The most powerful eyebrows to overtake a face since Adrian Grenier. (The Dirty)

JWoww’s big ol’ fake boobs in a cheap-ass bikini. (The Grumpiest)

Kristin Cavallari joins “Dancing with the Stars,” cha-chas her way ever further down the D-list.(Moe Jackson)

Kim Kardashian’s stupid overblown wedding has already made her 17.9 million dollars richer. Why couldn’t I have had some black guy pee on me and tape it? That whole “college degree” was total bullshit. (Socialite Life)

Jane Fonda’s sex secrets. No, really. (Seriously? OMG)

Leann Rimes gets verbally accosted at a restaurant and promptly tweets her disgust between purges. (Bitten & Bound)

Rachel Nichols in a bikini a hundred times over. It’s magical! (City Rag)

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller’s little trip to Mexico is a JUST FRIENDS!!! enterprise. Wink, wink. (Anything Hollywood)

Christina Aguilera refuses to admit that she’s too fat for leggings. (Amy Grindhouse)