Lady Gaga Wore a Prosthetic Penis to the VMAs
Tags: jo calderone, Lady Gaga, mtv video music awards, penis, vmas

Lady Gaga has found a way to wrest the attention away from Beyonce’s scene-stealing fetus and back to her own VMAs performance as Jo Calderone: by telling everyone she used a fake wiener! No, not Beyonce. Lady Gaga. I’m pretty sure Jay-Z’s wiener is real. Us Magazine says:
The pop provocateur didn’t just wear men’s clothing (including Armani men’s underwear) and fake stubble in her “drag king” get-up: Gaga wore a prosthetic penis, an insider confirms.
The “You and I” singer stayed in character throughout the night.
I don’t know why she would use a prosthetic penis when she has a perfectly good penis already. Two penises just seems like overkill if you ask me.
This goes on about 7 minutes too long:

5 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
Again, this no talent whack job steals someone elses act – been done back in 1984 with Annie Lennox.
Aug 30th, 2011
nonW00t
Her having made you post that comment.. her job is done. lol
Aug 30th, 2011
I_HEART_HUCKABEES
Hey you’re an idiot “lol.” And she’s an untalented hack who’s stupid “conceptual art” performance act is getting REALLY stale. But hey it’s called the MUSIC TELEVISION video MUSIC awards so who am I to wonder why there are so few musicians on this show?
Aug 30th, 2011
J jivin C
What happened to her boobs? Or are they fake too? Or doesn’t she/he have any?
Sep 2nd, 2011
Herman Bumfudle
it must have been very tiny, cause i didn’t notice that she had one.
Sep 11th, 2011
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