Kim Kardashian is Trying to Buy Back Her Sex Tape

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Never mind that it was the only thing that catapulted her to fame — a “mystery buyer” (i.e. Kim Kardashian) is attempting to buy the rights to her sex tape in order to “completely remove it from the market.” Those would be the very same rights she sold to Vivid Entertainment for five million dollars when she was still just the fat foreign chick Paris Hilton hung out with. Unfortunately, interest appeared to have accrued exponentially on those rights, because now it’s gonna cost her $30 million to get them back. Who knew crappy amateur porn was such a high-yield investment? TMZ says:

The mystery buyer has fired off a letter to Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch yesterday which reads, “I [am] looking into the possibility of acquiring all rights of the Vivid, ‘Kim Kardashian Sex Tape.’

[I do] not intend to distribute or broadcast the ‘tape,’ but hope to completely remove it from the market.”

The buyer also wants to purchase all of the raw, unused footage (sex tape outtakes) that never made it to the DVD, [adding], “We would purchase any other footage you may have control of that involves Ms. Kardashian.”

Rights or no rights, trying to take videos off the internet is like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool. You’ll note I used a piss metaphor here so it would really speak to Kim directly.

3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. anony

    Right. Millions of copies exist, all over the internet, on people’s computers, on networks.
    Then there are the people who actually bought it.
    If she thinks she can buy respectability, she needs to get her giant ass examined.

  2. sonya

    Aw, it’s her wedding present to her husband. Who says romance is dead?

  3. EMINEM21314

    What do you mean “to buy the rights to her sex tape in order to “completely remove” She has just released the god damn box! …..to be more famous than it is …. she put some hard WORK in it…. and all the TALENT she have…. let this wreck to work honestly for a dime…..fuck it!

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