Taylor Swift’s New Tattoo Isn’t a Tattoo at All

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According to the always-disappointing Google Trends, many of you out there are supremely concerned about seeing Taylor’s Swift’s new tattoo this morning. In fact, the only thing you care more about than seeing Taylor Swift’s new tattoo are Elmo and Dead Island. It’s not my fault you’re a bunch of insufferable dorks. The Daily Mail says:

The 21-year-old was spotted at the Fairfax flea market in West Hollywood, sporting scripture running all the way down her arm.

The design, which appeared to be scribbled in felt-tip pen, reads: ‘Tell me everything I want to hear, like it was your favorite year’.

The line is a lyric which comes from Grammy-award winning Country Music Group The Dixie Chicks and their 2008 single titled, ‘Favorite Year.’

So, A) it’s not even a real tattoo; and B) it’s a fucking Dixie Chicks song lyric. How gay. I thought drawing on yourself with magic marker stopped being cool in the seventh grade. Right about the same time it stopped being cool to listen to Taylor Swift’s music.

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  1. jean

    You’re a dead set idiot. Didn’t you realize that YOU are more concerned about Taylor Swift’s tattoo that any of the Google Trendites. People like you make me laugh.

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