Jennifer Lopez and Bradley Cooper Are Dating

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In case you weren’t entirely convinced that Bradley Cooper is gay, this ought to seal the deal for you. TMZ says:

Jennifer Lopez might be moving on from hubby Marc Anthony in a big way — because last night she went out on a date with Bradley Cooper.

The two hit up Per Se, a restaurant located at Columbus Circle in New York City. We’re told the dinner was “romantic” and was just the two of them.

Bradley Cooper is a sexy, stubble-y 36-year old man who could have any hot piece in Hollywood he wanted, yet he went for the thrice-divorced 42-year old mother-of-two in gigantic Spanx. And before her, it was Renee fucking Zellweger. If it were any clearer this man were gay, he’d be wearing ribbons in his hair and tossing handfuls of glitter as he pirouetted down the street.

Jennifer and her power panties last week:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Munchamuh Cootie

    Brad is a dog slayer. Having sex with her is like waving a dick in a cave. Yuck.

  2. anony

    Hey, munch a buncha crunch and munch….
    he ain’t having sex with any of ‘em, unless they have a peen.

  3. A quick hookup for the two

  4. EMINEM21314

    SORRY! I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT! HE CAN’T BE MORE STUPID SHIT THAN MARK ANTHONY Scarecrow That has just DUMP HER ASS…
    YUCK! I WILL VOMIT NOW…………..

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