Snooki Got a New Tattoo

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I bet you looked at the above picture of Snooki and thought to yourself, “Well, she looks like something that escaped the carnival’s red light district, but she’s still missing that certain dirty slut je ne sais quoi.” Problem solved — a giant crown tattoo with a Hello Kitty bow underneath. Now she’s truly come into her own as a skank! Radar Online says:

Jersey Shore star Snooki recently got a new tattoo, which she revealed on Twitter over the weekend..

“My tattoo hurts = Kwel,” Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi tweeted last Wednesday, days after she told her Twitter followers that she was “Thinken about getting a tattoo in Vegas.”

Her new body art is a creative and rather large image of a crown with a pink bow underneath.

Like the ritualistic markings of the tribesman of Papaua New Guinea or the erastes-eromenos relationship established for coming of age ancient Greek males, a shitty tattoo is a right of passage that signifies a skank’s entrance into true whoredom. Now all she needs is a second trimester abortion and a sex tape and her descent into that social hierarchy will be complete.

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    You have to be four kinds of stupid to spell cool as “kewl”. You have to be exponentially even more stupid to misspell it.

  2. jade

    visit gossipthis.blogspot.com

  3. EMINEM21314

    WHO GIVE A CRAP WHAT She writes ON HER OILY UGLY CORPSE?
    STUPID COW!!! SICKNESS

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