Amber Heard at The Rum Diary Premiere in Los Angeles

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Amber Heard showed up to the premiere of The Rum Diary in a fire engine-red gown slit up to here and towering spike stilettos. The great thing for her about being a lesbian is that she can go home and bitch about how much her shoes were killing her, and her girlfriend can actually sympathize with her instead of giving her a blank stare and the question, “Then why do you wear them if they hurt so much”? I suppose there are benefits to being in a peen-less relationship.

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  1. Roadside

    I thought I didn’t care at all about Amber Heard until I saw the faces of the people in the main pic, who really don’t care about her.

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