Jennifer Aniston Ruins Everything

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Some homeless man went around L.A. yesterday claiming Jennifer Aniston ruined his life and left him destitute, and I’m inclined to believe him because he had a sign. Jennifer Aniston doesn’t have a sign. I’ve always suspected she was the reason my life sucked so hard, but now I finally have all the proof I need. Fuck you, Jennifer Aniston — you ruin everything!

Looking effing hot at the 18th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute in Beverly Hills:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Observerwwtdd

    He should join the “OccupyAngelaJolie” movement

  2. Clu

    OccupyMentalWard.

  3. GregoryA.Marzec

    Hey whats Up ! Its GregoryA.Marzec ~ TheChicagoKid ~ ! jenniferanistonshomelessman on youtube ! I’m the dude in this picture! Everything that I say is true! I’m not a nut ! I really dont like to have to be out there with a sign saying anything bad about Jen ! But unfortunatly so far she really has been a very Cruel and Heartless person to me! She knows the difference between right and wrong ! And she is treating me very wrongly! I only hope that she changes her mind quickly,so I dont drop dead! I’m really run down from this! Tell TMZ they otta have me on again!I’d love to be on Fox News,or CBS !

  4. GregoryA.Marzec

    She sure looks sexy in this picture!But she has a boyfriend ! Oh well ! All I want is the money she owes me for ruining the last six years of my life !

  5. GregoryA.Marzec

    Hey listen,Jennifer Joanna Aniston ! This is serious ! I need ya to come and talk to me ! I’m more than willing to do house sitting in New York,Florida,Colorado,or Los Angeles until ya find the time to talk to me ! Ya otta get me one of those credit card gift cards until we work out a deal !Even though you look sexy as hell,and sizzling hot in this picture ! I’m not even paying attention to it !

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