Oct 25, 20110

Candice Swanepoel in Marie Claire South Africa

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Look, ladies! This issue of Marie Claire South Africa is gonna teach you how to love your body, flaws and all, by putting the very ideal of feminine perfection Candice Swanepoel on the cover in a tiny swimsuit. That way you’ll realize just how much your body sucks and that no matter how hard you exercise or diet you’re not gonna ever, EVER look like that and stretch marks never go away and gravity hates your tits and you’re getting older with every passing day. Unless that issue comes with Prozac and a bottle of Jack, I’m canceling my subscription.

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