Steven Tyler Broke Teeth in Shower Fall
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Aerosmith frontman and “American Idol” judge Steven Tyler suffered facial lacerations and knocked out two of his teeth after falling in his hotel shower in Paraguay last night. This is exactly what the old lady from the Life Call commercials warned us would happen! The Daily Mail says:
The 63-year-old is staying at the Bourbon Hotel in Asuncion, where he was due to perform a concert tonight with his band, Aerosmith.
A spokesperson for concert organizers suggested that the fall was due to a bout of food poisoning that caused Tyler to be disorientated and dehydrated.
Tyler received stitches and had emergency dental work done during a nearly four-hour stay at the La Costa medical center in Paraguay’s capital, according to a hospital statement.
The man is all hair and teeth, so it’s scientifically impossible for him to fall down without landing on his incisors. It’d be like Kim Kardashian falling and not landing on her ass. I don’t know that I buy the food poisoning bit, though. He was either fucked up on something or the orderly washing him with a rag on a stick stepped out for a personal call.
Joanna Krupa in FHM Germany, because that’s enough naked old man imagery for one post:
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
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anony
He must have gotten a hold of some bad yeyo in Paraguay.
Oct 26th, 2011
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