Nov 7, 20110
Jessica Simpson Farts 225 Times a Day
Tags: farts, Jessica Simpson, pregnant, twitter
On her Twitter today, pregnant Jessica Simpson re-tweeted a post from OMG facts stating: ‘The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!’ But being Jessica Simpson, she added:
[15 times a day?] The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!’
There you have it. Jessica Simpson has four chins and farts 225 times a day. That ought to mercifully kill any uncomfortable workday boner those basketball strippers might instigated this morning. Those girls are real troublemakers.
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
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