More Mariah Weight Loss Crap

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I know I just told you about Mariah’s post-pregnancy 70 pound weight loss, but it’s feast or famine in the gossip world here lately, so I’m gonna make a whole other post about her ridiculously photoshopped “bikini bod” on the cover of Us Weekly. I know, I know — two Mariah posts in one day? Look, I didn’t want this for us either. Believe me. I wanted Lindsay Lohan to get hit by a bus. Not to say I’m not still holding out hope. I just play the cards I’m dealt.

Unveiling herself as a Jenny Craig spokesmodel today:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. RebelBoy

    Who cares about this “Boon Suckin” slut whore!
    Keep in mind people, that she married an old white man for him’s money!
    Then she be suckin black knob and gettin fat coz of da sauce’ Bitch!
    Talentless Black Ass!
    RebelBoy – tellin’ it like it is!

  2. sonya

    I like how they almost photoshopped her belly button away.

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