UPDATE: Justin Bieber Paternity Lawsuit Dismissed
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The teenage girl who accused Justin Bieber fathering her bastard child has quietly dismissed her paternity lawsuit against him, mostly because he publicly announced he would take a paternity test and counter-sue her for defamation. TMZ says:
The suit was quietly dismissed late last week. What’s more, Mariah Yeater’s lawyers have withdrawn from the case.
Justin not only planned to take a DNA test when he returned to the U.S., he was going to sue Yeater and her lawyers for making a bogus claim. Justin’s lawyer called the [Yeater's] attorneys and informed them a suit was looming.
Apparently, they got the message.
It’s a well-known fact that teenage girls are total liars. The only thing they do more than lie is steal. That’s why you can’t trust them. And also because half of them turn out to be undercover police officers once you meet them outside the internet.
UPDATE: Not exactly.

3 Comments, Comment or Ping
spatz
that’s not a teenage boy, that’s a 25 year old lesbian. come on!
Nov 16th, 2011
anony
When are this kid’s balls gonna drop? He’s gotta start macho-ing it up a bit.
Nov 16th, 2011
sonya
He really is growing into a lovely young woman.
Nov 17th, 2011
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