Jessica Simpson is Glowing Sweaty
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Jessica Simpson has made a point of making herself as repellant as possible of late, and last night’s FFaNY Awards at the Museum of Modern Art was no exception. The Daily Mail says:
The star says her glistening [pregnant] sheen is actually because she’s a little too hot.
‘People always say that pregnant women have a glow,’ she [said]. ‘And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death!”
That’s just what my mom used to tell me when she was pregnant — she was “glowing.” It wasn’t the DT sweats or anything. Whatever. I always knew that was a lie. Just like she wasn’t “blossoming,” either. I think I know a fart when I hear one.
On the red carpet (no, she’s not the red carpet, but I can see how you might be fooled):
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
RebelBoy
SHE LOOKS GOD AWFUL!
People always say that Pregnant women glow with beauty!
They just say that to make them feel good is all!
A FAT PREGNANT WOMAN IS UGLY no matter how ya put it!
RebelBoy tellin’ it like it is!
Nov 30th, 2011
spatz
she does look awful. i think its the too tight and unflattering clothes. some chubby pregnant women look cute, she does not. and she’s got retard face too
Nov 30th, 2011
anony
The marriage won’t last, so she might as well make some preggo porn with the guy.
Nov 30th, 2011
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