Dec 2, 20112
Kirsten Dunst in a Bikini
Tags: bikini, hawaii, Kirsten Dunst, pale, pasty, ugly
Normally when you say, “Hollywood actress in a bikini”, that’s a good thing. Unfortunately if you’re Kirsten Dunst, it elicits a reaction less “Oooh” and more “Ehhhhh” or downright “Ewwww”. Porcelain skin works on some people, but if it’s attached to Snaggletooth here, it’s more like someone dredged up some pasty creature of the deep that’s never seen the light of day. I’d imagine that even if fair Venus emerged from the sea, she’d wrinkle her patrician nose and poke the offending creature with a stick.
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2 Comments, Comment or Ping
anony
Is she in one of those teenie-vampire movies? She’s certainly the right shade of pale. And she’s already got the one snaggletooth/fang.
Dec 2nd, 2011
Dave
Well, she was in “Interview with a Vampire” when she was a youngster, but she isn’t in the Twilight films.
Dec 3rd, 2011
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