Kris Humphries is GAY? Dun Dun DUN!
Tags: Gay, Kim Kardashian, kris humprhies, star magazine
Latest diversion for the Kardashian Kamp: Kim Kardashian’s ex-husband Kris Humphries is gay! But is it really Kris Humphries… or just an evil twin masquerading as Kris Humprhies? Could he be possessed by the devil? Suffering from amnesia? Or any one of various other soap opera cliches? The Examiner says:
The headline of this week’s edition of Star magazine reads “Kim’s Bombshell: KRIS IS GAY!” [and] includes the teasers: “He wouldn’t touch her after the honeymoon,” “WHAT KHLOE SAW,” and “NOW Kris vows to DESTROY the Kardashians!”
I was gonna call bullshit on this and pin it all on Kris Jenner’s PR machinations, but then I came across this picture. Yes, that’s a kashmere kardigan. The only heterosexual man who would ever be caught in a cashmere fucking cardigan is Mr. Rogers. Plus the man spells his name with a K. He probably dots the I’s with little hearts, too.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Nudgie
Kris’ Bombshell -
“Kim Once Dated a White Man!!!”
Dec 2nd, 2011
XYZ
Point is Humphries is not white, he’s mixed (mulatto).
Dec 2nd, 2011
Kim
People should get a life and stop making rumors. So childish! People that talks …. about others that are not true are just bored with their life. Im not a huge fan of kris but 100% im sure he’s not gay. But i do really want to know what really happen with their marriage?
Dec 3rd, 2011
Sam
SUNDAY IS BOYCOTT KARDASHIAN DAY AND TWITTER FREE DAY
Dec 4th, 2011
cupcake
Some people need to grow up and stop acting like little kids. She divorced him. Not the other way around. She needs to stop acting like an idiot and a child. And needs to grow up! URGH, stupid people.
Dec 4th, 2011
bernadett
Kris isn’t gay, but Kim might be. I think this is just a desperate attempt manufactured by the GARBAGE of a family that KK is from to up some ratings and make people feel sorry for her nasty @ss. He probably didn’t want to touch her again because she stunk or laid there like a dead fish smiling.
Dec 4th, 2011
Confused
Since when is being gay a horrible thing in life.
Dec 5th, 2011
The Angel
I think that Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries, are made for each other who cares what magazines say and piprazzi say the only thing that maters is what is true to Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries They origami tod the truth to the magazine & the poprazzi but they switched up the story like they always do! I mean who believes this crap Sure As He’ll I Don’t!! What I’m saying is if Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries are looking at this I’m vey proud to say that you two were born to be together FOREVER!!! Just be true to what you think and what you know and what’s in your heart. Luv You Both Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Hope Y’all ge back together
Love
Dec 17th, 2011
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