Jessica Biel is a Vamp

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Jessica Biel made the bold choice of wearing white in the rain — a choice I heartily endorse if there’s a chance you’re gonna get wet, ladies — when she arrived at The Late Show with David Letterman last night. I don’t know about you, but I really like her hair dark and vampy like that. She looks a whole lot more exotic. Like a slightly younger and less curvy version of Sofia Vergara. Until now, I always thought she had the bland, featureless face of a newt, but it just turns out she just needed makeup. Bellissima!

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