Britney Spears Ends Tour on Pauly D’s Lap

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Britney Spears wrapped up her Femme Fatale world tour in Puerto Rico on Saturday with a onstage lap dance for resident Jersey Shore douchenozzle Pauly D. God, I hate that asswipe. Just look at his stupid smarmy face. And the hair. Jesus Christ, the hair. Paint him green and he’s Archibald Asparagus from fucking Veggie Tales.

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  1. Doomass

    I HAD to Laugh OUT LOUD at your VeggieTales reference!! Very-VERY GOOD !!! Me Likey Alot!!!

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