Lindsay Lohan is Out Ten Grand, Airbrushing
Tags: airbrushing, Lindsay Lohan, Playboy, purse, stolen, unretouched photos
An unretouched photo of Lindsay Lohan at her Playboy photoshoot hit the interwebs this weekend, clearly reinforcing my belief that everything in Playboy is really ninety percent photoshop wizardry. And speaking of wizards, Lindsay Lohan is a fucking dumbass. Case in point (via TMZ):
Lindsay Lohan’s purse [containing her] passport, important probation docs, and [ten thousand dollars in] cash was stolen last night from a Hawaii house party.
One of her friend’s eyed a suspicious-looking local, and asked if he knew where the bag was. The local denied everything, but showed up with the bag minutes later… claiming he found it on the street.
Lindsay was so ecstatic to have the bag back, she didn’t bother asking questions — despite the missing $10,000.
Who other than drug dealers carries ten thousand dollars on their fucking person? I was gonna say “who other than black people carries ten thousand dollars on their fucking person,” but I thought that sounded racist. So I went with “drug dealers” because that covers that base without me actually having to say it. You’re the racist for thinking it.
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
anony
Yeah, she’s going to end up just like Marilyn Monroe–on the wrong end of a drug “hotshot” from someone who wants her to go away.
Dec 12th, 2011
XYZ
MM was “suicided”, u, moron!
Dec 12th, 2011
TeddyWhosevelt
Another WFC moment.
Dec 12th, 2011
Anony
Suicide?….Yeah, keep believing that….
Dec 13th, 2011
RebelBoy
Oh How True!
Myself “not being a Racist” would only believe a black man would have a grand on him in cash only because he killed some white couple for it! Or beat the shit out of his wife and kids to get drug money!
RebelBoy….tellin’ it like it is!
Dec 13th, 2011
Derp
So all drug dealers are black, not helping yourself racist.
Dec 13th, 2011
JN
Removes this tired blog from my favorites.
Dec 13th, 2011
whitney
woow, no one was thinking drug dealers are all black, why would you say something like that? only ppl who are buying expensive drugs like she is carry that much cash. you sound like an ignorant asshole!
Dec 13th, 2011
JAY
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Dec 14th, 2011
Mike Honcho
I don’t know about you, but I would lay her down on a table and snort her up. BTW for you “Non-racists”, she was at the party quoting: “This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You’re probably high already and you don’t even know it.”
Dec 19th, 2011
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