Dec 15, 20114
Scarlett Johansson Needs a Toothbrush, Part 2
Tags: bad teeth, david letterman, late show, lipstick, Scarlett Johansson, teeth
Scarlett Johansson was on “The Late Show with David Letterman” the night before last, and while her teeth looked plenty gross at the premiere of “We Bought a Zoo,” they looked even more disgusting with all the lipstick that was smeared all over them throughout the entire interview. She looks like somebody’s effing grandma. All she’s missing is some creamed corn on her floral print blouse and the faint scent of Bengay and baby powder.
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Who Cares?
Give her a fucking break. Her teeth look fine. Just because they aren’t snowblind white doesn’t mean they are gross. They look healthy, that’s all that matters.
Dec 15th, 2011
spatz
this is the stupidest post ever on this blog. you consider those gross teeth? jesus.
Dec 15th, 2011
anony
They’re gross because she has lipstick all over them.
I already told you about this and now I’m gonnnaaaa……..(hurl)
Dec 15th, 2011
alouise
She doesn’t need a toothbrush, she needs a tissue to remove that lipstick from her teeth. What I want to know is what is going on with her neck/back/shoulders???? Actually WHERE is her neck??? She looks squat and dumpy, very quasi modo.
Dec 16th, 2011
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