Dec 20, 20110
Happy Holidays from Yeeeah
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Sorry for the lack of updates yesterday, but I didn’t figure you’d be online anyway, what with the impending winter solstice festival and everything. You were probably busy sacrificing white female animals and buttering the doorposts so that Beiwe, the sun-goddess of fertility and sanity, could fly through the sky on her sleigh made of reindeer bones and collect your wreaths of meat and ribbons. Also I was still hungover. Posting will resume as normal today, unless Beiwe had to snatch your children from their beds because you neglected to properly decorate your meat wreath.
EDITOR’S NOTES: Meat Wreath would make a great name for a band. Or a really foul euphemism for the female vagina. High five!
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