Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Issue Tanked
Tags: cover, december 2011, elle, elle russia, january 2012, Kate Beckinsale, Lindsay Lohan, Playboy
Turns out big fake freckle tits with weird melanin-less nipples aren’t this season’s must-have Christmas gift, because nobody’s buying the Lindsay Lohan issue of Playboy since it hit newsstands on Friday. Fox News says:
Not many consumers are paying for [the Lindsay Lohan Playboy] experience. In fact, interest seems low in seeing Lohan’s intensely air-brushed impersonation of Marilyn Monroe in glossy print.
Fox411 spent Friday morning trolling the shelves of newsstands and gas stations from New York to Philadelphia only to be confronted with the same reality at each: no one staring back or making a purchase.
“No one has bought it,” was the resounding answer to our query at each stop.
The problem with Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy spread was not that it leaked a week early or that she failed to uphold her contractual obligation to promote the issue. Not at all. The problem with Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy shoot is that Lindsay Lohan is not Kate Beckinsale. That was really Hugh Hefner’s first mistake right there. I guess that’s what they mean when they say hindsight’s 20/20.
Kate in the January issue of Elle Russia:
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
Anony
It’s all part of the agreement that Playboy and LoHo’s publicist made: “leak” that she made a million dollars (it was probably less than half that) and then report that it’s “selling out” when it isn’t.
You can’t check the first one but Fox knows you can check the second.
Besides–she’s been nekkid all over the net so what’s new to see?
Dec 20th, 2011
EBitch
Kate Beckinsale has the worst set of implants known to man. Her plastic surgeon should be jailed for those potato sack looking titty sacks.
Dec 21st, 2011
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