Good morning peeps! I hope you had a great holiday weekend. If not, STFU, I’m not your goddamned therapist. Guess who else has probably been talking to her therapist a lot? That would be Maria Shriver, who according to TMZ is reconsidering divorcing Arnold Schwarzenegger after all. TMZ says,

Maria Shriver is telling friends she’s now unsure if she wants to divorce Arnold Schwarzenegger … TMZ has learned.

We’re told Maria is torn, partly because of her strong religious beliefs that do not include divorce.

Making matters even more complicated — we’re told Arnold still desperately wants Maria back, and has been “extremely sweet” to her and has made numerous gestures — which include presents — to win Maria back.

Maria filed for divorce on July 1, though she moved out months earlier. She’s already bought a mansion in Brentwood, CA, which she’s in the process of renovating.

Well you can’t really be surprised; she’s a Kennedy. Cheating is like a family tradition for them, no? At family get-togethers the men probably gathered around the table and reminisced about the women they banged. Kind of like my family, except without less teeth and more plaid. Plus, Arnold will have no problem finding a new lady; Maria on the other hand–well, let’s just say that I’m sure someone out there has a thing for women that look like a T-Rex.