Jessica Simpson in Pregnancy Catsuit

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They say black is slimming. You know what else is black but isn’t slimming? If you were going to say, “Jessica Simpson in a pregnancy catsuit’, well yes, that’s true, but it wasn’t what I had in mind. I was thinking more along the lines of black hole. You know, a sucking vortex that squashes all matter with the crushing weight of its gravitational pull? So yeah, Jessica Simpson. Carry on.

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3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. NeoCleo

    Come on!! The woman is pregant. Give her a break. She looks healthy and happy.

  2. anony

    I hope he takes nekkid cell phone pics of her and someone hacks his phone.
    I’m REALLY curious…..

  3. sonya

    Everytime someone says “healthy and happy”, my ass twitches.

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