Jan 4, 20121

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake Officially Engaged Now

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After being on-again/off-again for what feels like the last ten years, Justin Timberlake has decided to make an honest woman out of Jessica Biel. Please hold your yawns and bored rustlings until the end. Us Magazine says:

The couple of four and a half years became engaged in late December.

Timberlake popped the question to Biel, 29, in the mountains of Jackson, Wyoming. “Justin knows how much she loves snowboarding and the mountains, so it was the perfect place,” one insider explains.

Another Timberlake insider adds that he’s “never been happier” with the New Year’s Eve actress. “He knew it was the right time to propose.”

Usually when somebody says, “I knew it was the right time to propose,” what they really mean is “she was six weeks late” or “her father showed up with a .357 and a justice of the peace.” Unfortunately, they’re not even interesting enough for either of those to have been the case here. You can commence with those yawns and rustlings now.

At the boring premiere of the very boring “New Year’s Eve” in NY last month:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

One Comment, Comment or Ping

  1. anony

    Wow. It’s not often that the guy will beard for the woman.
    Anyway, the publicists have all met and come up with the plan: engagement at the beginning of the year, breakup by the end of the year.
    Twelve months of free publicity.
    Keep moving along people–there will be NO wedding here.

    Jan 5th, 2012

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