Charlie Sheen is no longer crazy. You can trust that, because he said it himself. And his eye only twitched a little. (Celebitchy)

Mila Kunis has finally started to put back on some of the weight she lost for “Black Swan” and she looks fabulous. (Celeb Slam)

Katrina Bowden in Maxim for those who like generic looking blonds in generic soft porn mags. What an exciting life you must lead. (G Celeb)

People who dared to visit their newborn babies in ICU were refused access because Beyonce was having a baby, and she’s waaaay more important than regular people. (Opposing Views)

Victoria Silvstedt’s huge fake tits look like bowling balls encased in tobacco pouches. (The Grumpiest)

Brad Pitt’s fashion cane was all the talk of the red carpet, presumably because it’s so pretentious and faggy. (Jezebel)

Porn star Bibi Jones doesn’t like Tim Tebow’s virginity photos. Yeah, I don’t know what the hell that means. I just saw a picture of a porn star and figured you’d wanna look because you’re a pervert. (Busted Coverage)

The greatest hoax in all of Hooters history! (The Dirty)

Gerard Butler flashed his dick at his sister’s wedding. I’m assuming he also threw up in the chocolate fountain and took out a flower arrangement doing the Macarena. (The Blemish)

Food for thought: 20 Mind-Blowing Facts about “Alien.” (Pajiba)

Snoop Dogg arrested in Texas for marijuana possession. Shocking. (Bitten & Bound)

Saturday Night Live spoofs the Adult Video Awards… and it’s actually kinda funny. See for yourself. (Socialite Life)

Doug Hutchinson only appears to own two shirts, which is still better than wife Courtney Stodden, who only seems to own portions of shirts. (Evil Beet Gossip)