Jan 10, 20121

Brad Pitt’s Fashion Cane Probably Cost More than Your Car

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I mentioned the stupid “fashion cane” Brad Pitt was working at the New York Film Critics Awards in the Quickies yesterday, but I feel like I may have unintentionally suggested that he was using the cane simply as a fashion accessory by neglecting to mention that he actually does have some sort of foot injury at the moment. Now, I don’t take issue with canes in general. I’ve got nothing against them. What I take issue with is Brad Pitt’s choice of a cane. Hand-carved Gaboon ebony? Was it whittled by a tribe of African pygmies and polished with the tears of twenty virgins, too? Jackass.

Arriving to the NY Film Critics Awards with Angelina Jolie yesterday:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

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    I never thought Angelina could look bad, but I have to say, I wouldn’t fuck her.

    Jan 10th, 2012

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